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Post by theironwolf on Jun 28, 2016 6:01:20 GMT -5
The Iron Wolf Diaries
Chapter 1 A Hero Is Made
I burst into the world of heroes by fighting off a horde of leper gnomes. I came to the attention of the leaders of Iron Forge by dealing with the Dark Iron menace, I continued to serve my Gnome brethren and Dwarven cousins by restoring peace and order to Dun Morogh after which I decided to take the famous Tram Car to the Human Capitol of Stormwind which seems poorly designed and was difficult to navigate. It was nice to see Stormwind Garden finally fixes up after the devastation caused by Death Wing its taken a few good years I suspect the Humans have simply been too lazy to fix it. I ventured into Elwynn Forest where my suspicion of the Humans laziness was confirmed by the many people asking me to run very simple and quite short distance errand they could easily do themselves. While there a dealt with a group of bandits, was almost slain by a group of ravenous murlocs and managed to capture the fearsome Hogger. Now I have returned to Iron Forge I will soon depart for Loch Modan to continue my adventures fighting for the Alliance they say I'm mad for refusing to use magical arrmour or undertake specialized training as a rogue. But I believe in the quietness of my footsteps and my skill with the blade I am THE IRON WOLF
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Post by theironwolf on Jun 29, 2016 4:17:19 GMT -5
The Iron Wolf Diaries
Chapter 2 Beasts Humanoids and TRAITOROUS DARK IRON SCUM
Marching into Loch Modan I'm immediately asked to start slaughtering the local wildlife I was told they were rabid and dangerous or in the case of the giant bears just delicious both these seem to be completely untrue. The Explorers League to track down the filthy dirty no good Dark Iron traitor Gorick Guzzledraught, after tracking down the scum I learned he had stashed valuable information on the Explorers League ALL OVER LOCH MODAN even the murdering of a Dark Iron Dwarf did not make this a good day. After a night of heavy drinking and good food I wake on the inn floor with a painful headache but I had to set out to find the Explorers League documents the local guards asked me to slay some of the local murlocs, gnolls, troggs and kobolds at first this made me suspicious that all Dwarves are racists not just the Dark Irons but after approaching any of these races they would go crazy and attack me murlocs screaming their nonsense language, kobolds talking non stop about candles, the gnolls threatened to eat me and the smell of the troggs needless to say I can see why thinning their numbers is a good thing. I managed to find all but one of the documents but exhausted and covered in various colours of blood I decide to retire to the inn for another night skipping the alcohol and go straight to bed. After rising feeling much better I head east to the deadly Mo'Grosh Stronghold to find the last of the hidden documents and to deal with the growing ogre menace. I managed to slay their might leader he was a giant even for an ogre I might of been able to fell him if not for my crippling poison. I have done it I have saved the Explorers League from certain destruction and ensured the safety of Loch Modan I return to Iron Forge a hero. I spend a few days trading the many goods I have acquired on my adventures on the auction house making a good amount of gold enough for riding instruction and a mechostrider but what colour to choose I have yet to decide.
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Post by Xeraphia on Jun 29, 2016 11:14:15 GMT -5
A couple of good laughs, thanks for that That's funny, with such a name I had assumed you were rolling a Shammy. Good luck with that rogue!
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Post by theironwolf on Jun 29, 2016 18:31:32 GMT -5
my 1st ever character was a troll resto shaman called healindawolf second was a hunter called arrowwolf ever since then all my chars have had wolf in their name so guildies and what not would know who i am but considering i wanted to make sure i could never send myself items and stuff i made alliance so i didnt need the wolf part but old habits die hard
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Post by theironwolf on Jun 30, 2016 2:19:44 GMT -5
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Post by theironwolf on Jul 1, 2016 7:33:41 GMT -5
The Iron Wolf Diaries
Chapter 4 Wetlands Is Too Dry A Name
After spending many days drinking and nights crying myself to sleep over my fallen friends I decide to continue my adventures, it certainly had nothing to do with the inn keeper kicking me out for my drunken antics and keeping his other customers up at night with my crying. Trudging into Wetlands it begins to rain dampening my mood further on my way to Green Warden's Grove some Dwarves ask me to kill some Dragonmaw Orcs because they stole their ale not because of all the murder and pillaging but because of their stolen ale I didn't think my mood could get any worse but it did. I was asked yet again to muder the local wild life but it was spiders this time so it was cool. I went to an old excavation site and fought some skeleton raptors it was both comical and curious i fail to understand how they are able to move. I became more confused when asked to cleanse a ship wreak of its dead spirits I found some them happened to be zombie ghosts how does one become a zombie ghost it makes no sense. At last I was asked to cleanse the wetlands of the Dragon Maw Orcs they may not be the orcs that took my friends but they are close enough I managed to work out most of my frustration and grief by committing mass murder it was surprisingly therapeutic for my depression. With the Wet Lands safe I depart for where I do not yet know but all I know is Wet Lands is a very underwhelming name to describe a land where I frequently have to swim through rivers and with air so humid that I couldn't dry my wet armour indoors near a roaring fire.
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Post by theironwolf on Jul 2, 2016 8:10:28 GMT -5
The Iron Wolf Diaries
Chapter 5 Gnome Worgens Should Be A Thing
Days after Wet Lands my armour is still wet despite all my attempts to dry it and those attempts have cracked it and made it look rather ragged. There are many dark rumors coming out of Duskwood I decide to investigate as I have nothing better to do. I arrive at Darkshire Inn the aroma of mead and meat is strong but I resist the urge to go in. The locals ask we to help them deal with the zombie problem how they aren't all infected yet or why Stormwind hasn't sent in a army yet is beyond me but and why they're asking a gnome who is knee high at best to humans to kill zombies who we wall know have to be decapitated is even worse and proves beyond any doubt that all Humans are idiots. After dealing with a horde of zombies which I'm surprised haven't overrun those idiot villagers they must be Human zombies. When I return to the village instead of the usual thanks and rewards I get for heroic deeds all I get are complaints this time about all the giant killer spiders repeat GIANT KILLER SPIDERS and again I'm a gnome who is knee high to all these humans who keep expecting me to solve their problems. While fight the spiders I'm poisoned multiple times even mauled BY SPIDERS but I successfully thin their numbers enough to ensure the villages safety I return hopeful for some kind of reward I am not greedy I don't expect mountains of gold or vials of dragon blood or anything crazy like that just a few coins us adventurers have to make money to live some how you know. But wait that doesn't happen all I receive are more complaints this time about the Worgen infestation at the local orchard apparently reclaiming their primary food source hasn't been a very important thing for them to do. After cleansing all the Worgen from the orchard I return to Darkshire which is now under attack by a giant abomination of a monster called Stiches which APPARENTLY has been wandering around outside of town and no one thought to do anything about it so after a deadly battle where I was mortally wounded twice and had to use my heavy silk bandages so after saving the village from a monster and putting out all the fires that started out of no where you would think the villagers would be grateful but nope more complaints I decide to get trashed anything is better then listening to these imbeciles but the next morning I realize maybe should of left the village before getting black out projectile vomit drunk it seems they have dyed my hair pink.
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Post by theironwolf on Feb 5, 2017 1:22:30 GMT -5
Ok so i completely forgot i was doing this so The Iron Wolf Diaries
Chapter 5 Some Stuff Happened and I'm Blaming my Alcoholism for not remembering
Ok so i went to some kind of jungle and some dwarf dude had me kill like all the wildlife he said it was fun but killing all those adorable critters just made me feel sad inside but that gave me gold afterwards and it was suddenly like Im ok with this. Later I was shang hied by some pirates we sailed the high seas blew stuff fought some titan dammed ninjas that was awesome there was a lot more drinking and then a fire I think, I think pretty sure I burned down half of booty bay then some mage cast a spell on me teleporting me to the plaugelands when I got there. Unexpectadly I was pulled into an alternate reality everything is exactly the same as the old one except it is different I could just tell it could of been my mighty gnome intellect or my rogue cunning or the fact everyone started calling me by a different name my new name is
The Iron Rogue
For those of you who don't speak crazy I server transferred and they made me change my name will update more later with pictures maybe
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Post by theironwolf on Feb 6, 2017 1:49:45 GMT -5
The Iron Rogue Diaries
Chapter 6 The Plaguelands
So after my misadventures in Booty Bay I decided to leave. It had nothing to do with the multiple counts of murder, arson, piracy, drunken dis-orderlies and that once case of public nudity absolutely nothing to do with them. i was advised to head somewhere far away from Booty Bay and its factions so a friendly mage has teleported me to The Western Plaguelands. I killed a bunch of zombie dogs and bears then I killed some zombie people and later after this HUGE and not just by gnome standards huge there was this blood elf Death Knight fight for the alliance which I thought was weird then some horde blood elf Death Knight showed and they acted like they were best friends they talked about something I forget because after they finished talking the guy supposedly on our side stared at me and I got massive brain freeze like worse then when I ate the yellow snow in Dun Morogh. After which I traveled to the Eastern Plaguelands where I met a caravan with a lovely worgen babe by the name of Fiona and her adopted kids a dwarf and a blood elf both aspiring paladins of the argent crusade and both complete idiots. As our caravan traveled we picked up a few new friends there was this paladin dude and a ghost girl called Pamela who offered to let me use her doll in a fight which was nice but didn't seem to helpful. Been a few days since we started traveling Fiona hasn't responded to my advances I've given her red roses which I'd pick pocketed off of the undead which makes me think why would they be carrying them do the undead go on dates? Anyway every time I gave her a rose she just handed me some money like I was selling it too her I think its her subtle way of telling me it's not gonna happen she also gives me nothing but short repetitive responses so I've given up on the idea of her for now. Ok so now one of Fiona's idiot sons has got himself kidnapped and I'm going to have to go save him after the way she treated me I've got half a mind to let him die but the other half is all like Girl you need that reward money. So after tracking the moron Gidwin and fighting of a powerful Banshee while Pamela stood there and cheered encouraging phrases at us we saved the fool dwarf and the Argent Crusade thanked me for all my undead rekilling and told me my work was done. It was then I was approached by a goblin at first I thought he was going to confront me about my missed court dates in Booty Bay but apparently he just needs my help in the Bad Lands so before I left I got a photo with my caravan crew. none of whom seem to know how to pose for a picture so it's off to the badlands for me I means its probably just a name right?
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Post by theironwolf on Feb 6, 2017 22:27:06 GMT -5
The Iron Rogue Diaries
Chapter 7 The Badlands Were Bad Very Very Bad
Alas I have died I have breathed my last breathe murdered my last squirrel and spied on my last couple in their private inn rooms. I have left this mortal realm behind forever because of the insidious Horde striking me from behind while I ran on my mighty mecho strider. I shall be avenged I SHALL BE AVENGED. once more those who don't speak crazy I ran too close to a horde camp and died R.I.P my 1st iron
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Post by Crystalpall on Feb 6, 2017 22:46:06 GMT -5
49 for the first ever attempts is pretty boss. Keep it up!
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Post by theironwolf on Feb 6, 2017 23:11:27 GMT -5
thanks for the support already started my new iron gonna do some RP for her too
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