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Post by theironwolf on Feb 7, 2017 3:35:50 GMT -5
Tales of The Iron Rouge
Chapter 1 Tragedy And A Thirst For Blood
I was woken by my father Arandomdwarf during one of my many daytime naps to be told my mother Theironrogue was dead she had been killed by the horde. I had never felt the need for adventure like my mother never felt the thrill of the hunt like my father I had always wanted to be a layabout but when I heard this news my blood boiled I felt the need to kill things and rip them apart I immediately kicked a nearby rabbit. I set off to become a master assassin a rogue like my mother to avenge her to take the fight to the horde. I cleaned up Tinker Town killing many toxic slimes and elementals I hunted down some troggs who had stolen some explosives and rescued some idiots who had managed to get themselves captured, I hunted down their leader and slit his throat with great pleasure I was rewarded not just in coin but in the look of fear in the eyes of his follows as fought them of soaked in their leaders blood. With nothing left in Tinker Town for me to slake my blood thirst on I headed out to Dun Morogh where I was tasked with clearing out an infestation of trolls they claim not to be part of the horde but trolls are trolls and i can make pretty jewelry out of their tusks. I headed to Gol'Bolar Quarry where I head news of evil plots by the diabolical Dark Iron dwarves I flew to the air fields where I extinguished the fires they set and planted our banners to prove out dominance over them before dropping bombs on them to slaughter them all. When I got back to Iron Forge I discovered the current dark iron ambassador was spy just like the last and when I asked Moira Thaurissan she denied my request and sent me off to Loch Modan I'm beginning to think she is in on the plans to destroy Iron Forge I just can't prove anything. At least not yet.
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Post by theironwolf on Feb 7, 2017 7:18:41 GMT -5
Tales of The Iron Rouge
Chapter 2 Putting The Fall in Westfall
Defying the orders of Moria I headed to Westfall where a man asked me to "talk" to some of the homeless around Westfall and see what they know about the recent crime sprees. After some very serious "talking" I was told that the murlocs and gnolls were responsible, but after giving them a serious "talking" oh hell who are we kidding I massacred the hell out of them just like I did the homeless and let the last one standing do the talking. The clues they provided me proved their innocence in these matters perhaps it was just a distraction to stop me from catching the real criminals the homeless are up to something. While on my hunt for the real criminals so I could give them a taste of my steel I met an old man called Jimb he was a good fellow he asked me to go kill some kobolds for him in the local mines after completing his task. He reminisced about the good old days when he could hunt kobolds himself we traded stories about killing the little buggers and how funny it is to hear the screech "YOU NO TAKE CANDLE" then to scream back at them "I TAKE CANDLE" we had some good laughs together After having some drinks and trading some more murder stories with Jimb I was asked to spy on an orge who met with a mysterious shadow figure who promised him wealth and power if he worked for it he seemed happy to agree. Later that day I happened to overhear some thugs talking about this same shadow figure they suddenly shouted hey whose eavesdropping on us we are gonna kill you so I pounced from the shadows and ripped them apart they seem quite surprised about me being there I'm starting to think thats just something they randomly shouted from time to time to stop people from watching them and to think if they had stayed quite they would of lived. While I was slashing up the thugs Two Shoes the richest homeless person in Westfall was murdered but really richest homeless person is like saying that's the freshest zombie boar lets eat that either way he was still homeless. Next I was asked by a farmer to stop his rampaging farming robots I did as he asked but I did not enjoy the task I found it disgusting. I got oil all over me and gears and springs stuck in all sorts of odd and hard to reach places not to mention robots don't sequel when you stick them with your blades its honestly no fun. When I went to sentinel hill it was besieged by homeless and gnolls alike. The commander there tasked me with uncovering their plans once more I put my "talking" method to work and quickly found out the gnolls were paid to attack sentinel hill. Furthur investigations on my part uncovered that the shadow figure was behind all of it and that they planed to release Admiral Ripsnarl at something called The Dawning. Later that day the shadow figure rallied the homeless thugs and other various riff raff of moonbrook enraged them against our glorious Alliance insulted that idiot boy king but I kinda agreed with that part. That very afternoon when I was reporting to the commander the shadow figure revealed itself to be Vancleef Jr and set fire to all of sentinel hill I raced to Storm Wind to report this devastating news to the boy king he simply told me he would handle it and that I had been ordered back to Iron Forge by the council but I couldnt go back just yet without seeing how things ended in sentinel hill I flew back days later when I could finally get away from the boy king and his trivial demands and saw that he had done nothing sentinel hill still burns
I walked back to Storm Wind and caught the tram back to Iron Forge and went before the council they made me run laps around Iron Forge naked to humiliate me before informing me I had no choice I had to go to Loch Modan and this time they would see that I did what I was told. My anger burns bright just as bright if not brighter then the day I was told my mother had been killed I am a fiery vengeance and I will have my revenge on all of them.
ps for those of you wondering if anyone even reads this i did indeed run laps around iron forge naked before posting this
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Post by theironwolf on Feb 11, 2017 21:48:52 GMT -5
Tales Of The Iron Rouge
Chapter 3 The Loch Modan Alliance
Marching our of Ironforge burning with both embarrassment and rage I headed towards Loch Modan. As I got into Loch Modan I met with a group of dwarves who were going out trogg hunting still quite upset I joined them in their trogg killing hi jinks smashing in trogg faces and collecting their teeth for decorations it was quite therapeutic and made me feel much better. After our expedition we enjoyed a great feast. When I arrived at Thelsamar I was tasked with keeping the local wild life in check by culling their numbers. Later I was asked to hunt down some of the local kobolds and gnolls who were becoming increasingly aggressive towards Thelsamar but not towards each other. Further investigation revealed that they kobolds and the gnolls had made a alliance with the murlocs to destroy the dwarves and gnomes in loch modan and take it for themselves a clever dwarf women gave me the idea to use murloc pheromones to turn them all against each other.The next day I proceeded to rip the pheromone glands out of the murlocs and used them to make a spray that i used on the gnoll and kobold ambassadors to turn the murlocs against them to destroy their alliance it was quite fun to watch the murlocs tear them apart. Upon returning to report my success I learned that one of the locals was actually a dark iron spy and had stolen some important documents and I was asked to retrieve them. I managed to track down the traitor Gorick Guzzledraught to the cave of a former large grizzly bear and managed to recover one of the documents he had stolen his personal journal revealing the locations of the other documents. I found the first at the former docks of the lake before it was drained by the cataclysm it was overrun by the murlocs. The next was found outside a giant spiders cave it ambushed me when I went to retrieve the documents I was forced to kill it. The next was in a dwarfish artifact digsite that they had abandoned because of the constant trogg attacks while desperately looking for these important stolen documents the dwarves asked me to retrieve the artifacts the troggs had stolen and do their research for them I honestly think these dwarves are just lazy and want to just sit and drink all day they did bring a barmaid with them to this remote location after all. They were offering coin for the task and I had to go into the digsite any way so I agreed to help them. The next document was easy enough to find it was buried between three trees. The final document I managed to recover was stuck in the eye of a skull statue. I returned the documents to Thelsamar but it was too late the dark iron were already attacking the supply lines. So I helped to set a trap for the dark iron traveling with one of the supply lines and when the dark iron ambushed it I ambushed them I managed to capture the dark iron soldiers and after some "talking" they revealed they had spies in the highest of places I suspect Moria the dark iron representative. I have no proof but I will continue to look. Now I set out to the wetlands on new and mighty steed Feather Brain.
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