Post by ironmikey on Feb 16, 2012 15:43:01 GMT -5
Ironwoman & WarMastiff Diary Entry 1
Dear Diary,
There’s nothing quite like the murder and exile of your people to spur you on to adventure! So, it should come as no surprise that, following our escape from the Forsaken, I jumped at the chance to accompany Horatio Laine as he solved a murder-mystery in Westfall.
I only got to shoot four hobos before I found out what I needed to know: Gnolls and Murlocs had killed the Furlbrows and their horse Blanchy in cold blood! I was all set to exact vengeance on those foul creatures when Horatio informed me that they couldn’t possibly be the cause, having lived close-by for years without causing trouble. Blast! And I really wanted to… oh… look at that… Horatio wants me to kill some Gnolls anyway!
Two quest hubs and one Carusoism later I finally made it to Sentinel Hill.
My hunt for the Furlbrows’ killer led me to uncover a Socialist plot based in Moonbrook! I snuck in to one of their rallies and, quickly discovering that they were all raving mad, I reported back to my commander (eager to massacre them all!).
But commander Alpert is no Horatio Laine. No, rather than order wholesale slaughter he suggested I consult with some Draenei named Thoralius. And then this Draenei (obviously high as a kite!) has the nerve to tell me to go burn some incense in a cave! Well, I kicked him in the balls, called him a dirty hippie and stormed off!
I’m done with this place. Maybe I’ll visit Redridge, the mountain air might do me good.
Dear Diary,
There’s nothing quite like the murder and exile of your people to spur you on to adventure! So, it should come as no surprise that, following our escape from the Forsaken, I jumped at the chance to accompany Horatio Laine as he solved a murder-mystery in Westfall.
I only got to shoot four hobos before I found out what I needed to know: Gnolls and Murlocs had killed the Furlbrows and their horse Blanchy in cold blood! I was all set to exact vengeance on those foul creatures when Horatio informed me that they couldn’t possibly be the cause, having lived close-by for years without causing trouble. Blast! And I really wanted to… oh… look at that… Horatio wants me to kill some Gnolls anyway!
Two quest hubs and one Carusoism later I finally made it to Sentinel Hill.
My hunt for the Furlbrows’ killer led me to uncover a Socialist plot based in Moonbrook! I snuck in to one of their rallies and, quickly discovering that they were all raving mad, I reported back to my commander (eager to massacre them all!).
But commander Alpert is no Horatio Laine. No, rather than order wholesale slaughter he suggested I consult with some Draenei named Thoralius. And then this Draenei (obviously high as a kite!) has the nerve to tell me to go burn some incense in a cave! Well, I kicked him in the balls, called him a dirty hippie and stormed off!
I’m done with this place. Maybe I’ll visit Redridge, the mountain air might do me good.