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Post by rustyiron on Feb 21, 2012 0:15:09 GMT -5
"Oh my gawds! Oh my f---"
I clamped my hand over Izzy's mouth, big as it was, before Megs overheard her. "Potty mouth, Iz. Cool it. Dignitaries are gonna be there. We use manners."
Izzy, my BFF gave me a wry look. "Uh, manners. You don't even know how to spell manners, Pix. But , ooo, you do look so shiney in your party dress. Them horny gob boys will eat you up!"
I held out the long skirt with two hands and curtsied to Izzy. "Hmm, maybe I could trade this after for a nice dagger, no?"
She did some swift calculations and nodded.."Should be a fair trade. That dress is made with some nice material..."
I laughed and put on my bling and shades, ready to party my promotion. Look out Trade Prince, Pixelrust is taking over! I strutted around while Izzy hooted with laughter. "Let's go Pahty my friend!"
Maybe I had too much to drink, but halfway through to midnight a rogue appeared out of no where, Psst pssting me to come over to his corner.
"lookin' good Pix. Hear your a decent rogue and all. Gotta deal for you."
'Oh?" I hiccupped.
"Think you can resist all the gold, n shinies, and cool stuff?"
"No way. I'm learning to pickpocket, so I can get even more."
He shook his head waving a hand. "I bet you can't resist."
"How much you wanna bet?" I was interested. Maybe I could make a deal...
"I dare you to do it." He looked me in the eye.
"What!? No financial gain?" I wrinkled my nose. "I don't think--"
"I dog dare you..even double dog dare you. The Rogues Guild double dog dares you. Jemjem tried it, he's real good, way better than you--"
I growled and sipped my champagne. Just the mention of my neighbor's name made me mad. "Ok, if he can, I can. I take your challenge! May the best goblin get the reward." I looked at him keenly. "There is a reward at the end, no?"
He nodded quickly. "Oh sure, oh sure. Reward. Big one. Yep Yep."
"Ok then, I'm game. Count me in."
last I saw, he was rubbing his hands in glee...
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Post by rustyiron on Feb 22, 2012 11:23:01 GMT -5
That Gallywix...what a schmuck.
Sos he gets us survivors all stranded out on some islands in the middle of ducky nowhere, half which became shark bait, or raptor poop, or in a zillion pieces from some freakin' monkeys with bombs. How's a goblin supposed to make money out in the middle of grass-ass Nowhere??!
Then he blames me? The Trade Prince has lost his mind!
Those Alliance, what a bunch of stuffed shirts. Blowing up our ship. Morons. So I find out, by hooking up with these orcs, that they have gone and kidnapped none other than Thrall. Holy crap, the guy is just trying to save the freakin' world. Man, I've seen ol Deathwing and he is nothing to be triffled with. Kinda big n crazy.
Let's see what becomes of this mess. Gotta go put some rockets on chickens. That's a bit of fun, at least...
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Post by rustyiron on Feb 22, 2012 14:26:36 GMT -5
Great scott, geez...hello Kezan.
What the f---, oh fudge, happened??
I'm back where i started?? Hmmm, lets see. Rockets on cluckers, check. Raptor eggs, check.
Mechachicken...
Oh ok. Well let's see if we can get this straight...
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Post by rustyiron on Feb 23, 2012 10:18:28 GMT -5
"Look at it! Just look at it!" I turned to Izzy, waving my arms, pulling at my hair. "LOOK AT IT!" "I'm lookin', I'm lookin'...what's wrong with it?" "IT'S FREAKIN' BLONDE! That's what's wrong with it! Ack!" Horrors of horrors! I came back as a blonde! I'll never get past the Mechachicken as a blonde! Gawds help me.. Gobber spoke up with a grunt. "I'm sure Snipsaway at the Color n Curl can fix that." I hung my head and moaned. "Well it can only kill me. Then maybe I'll get pink hair or something respectable.." Gobber and Izzy looked at each other and shrugged, clueless. "Gonna be hard to be an unseen rogue with platinum blonde hair...maybe I'll just shave it off..."
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Post by rustyiron on Feb 26, 2012 15:32:24 GMT -5
Whew I'm back. Maybe it was all some wierd Kaja Cola dream.
Oh look, my hair is back to that rusty color I know so well. Now THAT was a real nightmare..
Oh wait, all those zombie goblins..hmm, maybe they got into the cola a bit too much...or that fiasco with the eggs..that was enough to make anyone a zombie..
Ok ok, now we know how to get by the mechachicken, just now to take down the pygmies...
Let's roll...
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Post by rustyiron on Mar 1, 2012 14:29:06 GMT -5
"Really? Jack the Hammer? C'mon, seriously?" Izzy was laughing in glee.
"Pfft. I don't want to talk about it..."
"Hahahahaha...Four against one and wham, Jack the Hammer, the dumbest mook on the planet, gets you? Oh so funny..."
I rolled my eyes. "Sh%#@ happens. But look, my hair is this nice blue now..."
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Post by rustyiron on Mar 4, 2012 19:20:40 GMT -5
"I've got to do some scouting, Izzy. It is crazy up there with all them goblin zombies..Dampwick wants me to kill of some witchdoctors too..sheesh. Yeah I died, so what? Dampwick forgets to tell me about the headhunters too..Gotta figure out a plan before I go back up there.."
((Pixelrust had a little bit of trouble up on Lost Peak, dealing with the rocket boots, zombies, headhunters and witchdoctors..I tought the worgen area was hard but the goblins got it hands down...))
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Post by rustyiron on Mar 6, 2012 8:15:01 GMT -5
"Hey Izzy! Over here, there's another one!"
We spent the last days on Kezan running about collecting kaja cola. It is a rare item once off the island. I think I need it to give me IDEAS (tm) to get past the goblin zombies.
Wish I had that gun I used to zap the trolls..that would be a plus...
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Post by rustyiron on Mar 7, 2012 9:44:38 GMT -5
"I need to write a book, Iz. I'd call it 'Rogues for Goblin Dumasses.'"
Izzy shrugged."Things just don't happen the right way, all the time.You took a chance and it screwed up."
"I tried the Mechachicken at 8. Ambush didn't come off right, I hit the jump button rather than the rocket button..so stupid...I should have killed more raptors and trained Evasion..." I sighed. "I just hate killing all those raptors..."
"Cmon, don't get down, Pix. Keep at it. Don't pay attention to those that brag they breezed through to level 20...I bet they had their problems, they just don't say anything. Look, that hero, Kripp..said he died at level 5 once..."
"yeah yeah. Ok I'll try again. The payout better be good for this dare..."
((pixelrust is "starting area challenged" so bear with her...she's trying..))
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Post by rustyiron on Mar 19, 2012 6:19:01 GMT -5
"I tell you it was awful!" Izzy looked bored and rolled her eyes. "I was stuck in neverland. Just stuck. It was all black, I couldn't even move. I couldn't find you and you couldn't see me." "Well we were getting worried. After all, Greely had sent you out after sharks. Kinda dumb." "Not sure what happened. Took like FOREVER to get back to normal. Maybe it was some kind of old portal or something. Like to a demon place..." "Any treasure?" "Not that I saw." "Well forget about it then, no treasure, it's useless. Besides, that naga sorceress got you anyway." "Yeah,, well, there is that..." "C'mon, let's go, we got some catching up to do..."
((Pixelrust was stuck in the "Character Not Found" portal for a day or two. She then died from a naga sorceress after returning, so back to square one....))
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Post by rustyiron on Mar 21, 2012 6:48:59 GMT -5
"Naga, Naga, Naga.." Izzy couldn't hear me for the booming speakers in the back of the hot rod, slamming out some LvL 90 Chieftens. All the better. It was the pool pony. It got tangled up in the seaweed of the spawning grounds. The naga babysitter killed me. Really.
Maybe I'll just keep zooming around Kezan in my hot rod..I am anyway...
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Post by rustyiron on Mar 26, 2012 7:33:15 GMT -5
"Ok, I think I will."
My Name is Rustycross, and I am a goblin priestess. I am taking up Pixelrust's dare. She is my cousin, of the Rusty Cartel, a subdivision of the Bilgewater Cartel. We are all of the Iron.
All my proceeds from this endeavor are donated to my church, The Church of Rusty Iron, to be put to use for, oh, things like car repairs (new tires for the hot rod), robe repairs (the plastic glitter does fall off time to time), and to spread the wealth and grease the palms.
And after a few tries, I was able to get myself off the Lost Isles and to Orgrimmar, to meet with Garish, uh Garrosh, and um, pledge my allegience to the Horde.
If you want to find me, I'm on Moonguard...usually trying to raise some coin by selling mirrors to Belfs...say Hi and donate...
((I finally got a goblin off Lost Isles, and made level 12, before my old dog wanted out NOW, and I walked away from the computer...now what's the lesson here kids?))
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Post by rustyiron on Apr 4, 2012 11:16:33 GMT -5
Okay, Orgimmar again...lots of chit chat about stupid things, pretty dragons, controlled pets, ugly Garrosh who hates us goblins, dumb kid with balloons **I helped him anyway, the prize was cool..not sure how a balloon will do in the future pet battles..probably have one move:"pop"** a very busy place overall..well off to Durotar to clean up some work stuff, make some coin, see if I can sell some mirrors **probably should take a trip to Silvermoon** Later, Rustycross, Goblin Priest
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Post by rustyiron on Apr 6, 2012 0:01:01 GMT -5
**and so ends the tale of Rustycross the goblin...who died because of an otherwordly experience that caused distraction in the Aszhara quarry and was gangbanged by too many night elves..it would not have been so but I rushed to get somewhere safe as I was getting yelled at to "feed the cat" , and just aggroed too many night elves...Rustycross has been reborn as a blood elf..a new tale will be crafted..(I need a break from the goblins, their starting area is long n dangerous...) Died at 15
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