Post by ironmikey on Feb 16, 2012 18:23:12 GMT -5
Dear Journal:
As you know I am build Horde Tough. But what was Lady Sylvanas Thinking when she tried to trick me into a suicide mission. Isn't it enough that I have given my life once for this cause and am doomed to eternal torment of having guys oggle my slowly decaying yet still shapely figure. And to add insult to injury I am suffering eternal bad hair day... the lil Belf Girls at priest school called it grave head... like bed head but eternally worse. Anyway to return to topic... me and the forsaken are on the outs... I was good to go until Sylvanus said:
"You are now ready to use the portal. Be warned, Wthironwoman, once you step through you will appear in another dimension at Ambermill. There will be a hundred, perhaps a thousand, magi waiting to kill you.
You must persevere and kill all in your path."
I tried to reason with her and let her know I was on a quest to become the most powerful Forsaken following a Zen like path of inner power by casting aside earthly treasures and superior gear. I can't do it with useless skill like cooking... HELLO I AM DEAD... I eat the brains of my fallen enemies why cook them first. I like that spongy fatty consistency and the juice dripping down my chin is a nice natural moisturizure. I have even given up jope of tailoring or enchanting ... I don't have to worry about that sweet sixteen ball anymore and glamours won't mask that grave yard fresh scent of ... well ... you know decay.
So I told her I had another mission to turn in and to check my auctions in Undercity... yeah... auctions good. Money rolling in ... I have deleted her contact off of my mental telepathy list... I am serious what kind of a horde leader just buzzes into your brain when ever she wants to talk about hair and makeup and all that.... sure she is still hot but it isn't like Arthas is ever gonna call her back for a follow up date after what she did to him up north. I think he is still giving her the cold shoulder... not grave cold but well sitting on a Frozen Throne in Northrend cold... and then the grave.. in Northrend... ugghhh... undead chicks can be so stupid... did their brain stop working before or after it was eaten?
So Barrens bound I am and let me see what I can do for the Orcs and Trolls... at least they wont send a slightly grave cooled hot chick like me on a suicide mission... nope done that once before and this girly girly aint pushing up anymore daisys.
As you know I am build Horde Tough. But what was Lady Sylvanas Thinking when she tried to trick me into a suicide mission. Isn't it enough that I have given my life once for this cause and am doomed to eternal torment of having guys oggle my slowly decaying yet still shapely figure. And to add insult to injury I am suffering eternal bad hair day... the lil Belf Girls at priest school called it grave head... like bed head but eternally worse. Anyway to return to topic... me and the forsaken are on the outs... I was good to go until Sylvanus said:
"You are now ready to use the portal. Be warned, Wthironwoman, once you step through you will appear in another dimension at Ambermill. There will be a hundred, perhaps a thousand, magi waiting to kill you.
You must persevere and kill all in your path."
I tried to reason with her and let her know I was on a quest to become the most powerful Forsaken following a Zen like path of inner power by casting aside earthly treasures and superior gear. I can't do it with useless skill like cooking... HELLO I AM DEAD... I eat the brains of my fallen enemies why cook them first. I like that spongy fatty consistency and the juice dripping down my chin is a nice natural moisturizure. I have even given up jope of tailoring or enchanting ... I don't have to worry about that sweet sixteen ball anymore and glamours won't mask that grave yard fresh scent of ... well ... you know decay.
So I told her I had another mission to turn in and to check my auctions in Undercity... yeah... auctions good. Money rolling in ... I have deleted her contact off of my mental telepathy list... I am serious what kind of a horde leader just buzzes into your brain when ever she wants to talk about hair and makeup and all that.... sure she is still hot but it isn't like Arthas is ever gonna call her back for a follow up date after what she did to him up north. I think he is still giving her the cold shoulder... not grave cold but well sitting on a Frozen Throne in Northrend cold... and then the grave.. in Northrend... ugghhh... undead chicks can be so stupid... did their brain stop working before or after it was eaten?
So Barrens bound I am and let me see what I can do for the Orcs and Trolls... at least they wont send a slightly grave cooled hot chick like me on a suicide mission... nope done that once before and this girly girly aint pushing up anymore daisys.